U.D.O. – Touchdown (Atomic Fire Records) [Simon Black]
You have to give it to Udo Dirkschneider, he’s not a man to give up easily. That brutally distinctive voice he is known for is not a style that’s easy on the vocal chords as you get older. To be fair, AC/DC’s Brian Johnson and G'N'R’s Axl Rose are the only other singers who have made that intense technique both commercially successful and equally distinctive. The question is can you really cut that intense vocal pressure after all these years?The jury’s out on Johnson, as it’s been a few years since Power Up (an album that for obvious reasons did not get toured) and although glacier’s move faster than G’N’R studio albums, it’s clear from recent live performances that Rose really struggles to keep the screaming intensity up throughout a full show these days. Udo, at least in the studio, has lost none of his power and intensity. I’ve not really followed much of his studio output in recent years, but I would argue that Dirkschneider is not alone when it come to these struggles live, but unlike Johnson at least he’s still out there and recent slew of live releases have demonstrated that even if the live delivery is not quite as fireproof as it was in the 80’s, that he’s still able to give it a damned good try.
Ah yes, a try. Now, given that I and this blog are based in rugby-obsessed South Wales, we need to raise a finger and an eyebrow at the title of the album. I could start ranting about how American Football doesn’t involve feet and is basically rugby with plastic armour and better sponsorship, but outside of Wales no-one really gives a toss, and since the USA is clearly a more lucrative market than round here, Touchdown it is.
Despite the combination of the pandemic and line-up challenges he hasn’t really slowed things down at all. With no less than two studio efforts and a live release since the world went to hell in a hand cart, and now this. OK, one of those was the slightly off target covers pack My Way as an indulgent treat for his 70th birthday, but it’s still an impressive rate of production for any artist a fraction of his age.
And then we come to this, which to be fair, is something of a goal to the back of the net (sorry). For fifty-four minutes, Udo belts out a series of frankly blistering traditional heavy metal belters with an intensity and consistency that the other two stadium acts should really try and emulate one of these days rather than wrapping a couple of hits with far too many fillers to pad out the run time. Touchdown, is the reverse of this, with nearly every track having a raucous and catchy anthemic quality to it that could work well live.
There are so many bands that “worship” some of the classics. I listen to so much Sabbath worship (I am not complaining, bring it all on). There is a ton of Zeppelin worship (see Van Fleet, Greta). All sorts of thrash and NWOBHM love too. But when it comes to Bowie worship, there are just not enough bands playing the glam style today, and even less who do it well.
If you read any of my reviews, I almost always lean towards the stoner/doom riff fests, but I cannot stop listening to High Heeled Monster in all its glam rock glory. I am addicted to this album. It has crawled into my head and refuses to leave. There is nothing new or groundbreaking here, but at the same time it is refreshing to have a band who wear their 70s glam rock love on their sleeve. Velvet Insane has delivered a great surprise to my 2023 listening habits. 8/10
Misanthropik Torment - Declaration Of War (Earache Digital Artists) [Mark Young]
Hailing from Lexington, Kentucky Misanthropik Torment’s bio makes it extremely clear where they sit in terms of their view of the world. Declaration Of War is their latest full-length release and further supports their view in calling for the execution of terrorists, rapists and paedophiles as well as a reset of the political system in the States (at least) because neither side can provide an effective way of governing for all.
Going further online, they have been tagged as black metal, extreme dark metal amongst others and you can be in no doubt that it is a brutal experience to sit through. The question is though, is it worth your time?
I think it’s a case of how you approach it, and what you get from music in general. On the one hand it has all of the growls, blast beats, super-fast guitars you could possibly want and comparing against black metal / extreme metal releases as a whole it sits within that genre well. It will appeal to those who think along the same lines as them, as well as those curious types who love to have that superiority of listening to the most extreme material as a metric for how cool they are. You know the ones, musical snobs. To those who just listen and judge music on if they like it, on how it affects them they may just pass this on by.
The music itself is competently played, often reaching those speeds where the songs blur by. And hereby lies the problem, you can’t actually make out what the instruments are playing. It sounds as though it was recorded in an underground bunker with the microphones located outside. To these ears it is easily the worse sounding in terms of production I have heard this year. Its muted, and very low. Its possible that was the desired effect because as we know muted / muffled = brutal sound. This turns me off it almost instantly (maybe I’m the snob?) because there have been other brutal releases this year that sound like a million dollars compared to this.
So, having chance to read this back, I am conscious that I want to make it clear that this review is based purely on the music on offer, nothing else. For me, it doesn’t do an awful lot other than wear its brutal heart on its sleeve. Just being brutal is not enough (for me at least) to warrant any further interest in it. 5/10